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Abbottsford "Cackle" 2008
by Scott Barratt
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Forget about
celebrating the birth of spring with the scent of wild-flowers and the
lilting song of the Red-Breasted Sap-Sucker, in Western Canada they blow out
any left-over winter-time blahs with the cackle of a blown hemi and the
sinus-searing scent of Nitro. Continuing a 12 year motor-sport tradition
show organizer Richardt Scholtz along with the able-bodied assistance of
Dave Johnstone, possibly the only living human that can boast the job title,
“Director of NITRO” Dave Johnstone.
The 12th annual
B.C. Classic and Custom Car Show included a weekend full of Cackle-fests
featuring a hand-picked group of drag racing’s living legends.
What a line-up it
was, both at the “Cackle” and at the front door as hot-rodders were lined up
through the foyer, outside the door, around the building and then and only
then through 6 laps of stanchions and it stayed that way for most of the
day!
Saturday’s crowd
is rumored to have smashed the Tradex facilities single-day attendance
record. It was definitely worth the wait however with 3 shows (2 and 8:30 on
Saturday – 2 p.m. on Sunday) that started with the beautiful mid-60’s Junior
Fuel recreation handled by the ever-personable Jerry “the Ruth” King. (No,
that is not a typo … it’s a little nick-name I gave him)

Boasting only 305
cubic inches of small block Chevy, Jerry made an impression on the crowd by
tipping the can and showing what 97% sounds like. Man, did it sound crisp!
Snap! Crackle! And Pop!
Next to fire was
the short bodied, 392 motor-vated 1966 front-motor car originally campaigned
by Ron Gorans. Ron was a Northwest pioneer in the sport whose career ran
from the early 50’s to the early 70’s when he was forced to retire due to
the rising cost of racing.

Sadly, Ron passed
away in November of 1996 but his memory lived on with his rail bringing
plenty of smiles and “plugged ears” to his appreciative fans in Abbotsford.
Next to be heard
was the throaty 354 Hemi car of Bakersfield native, “The Peregrine” Wayne
King. This was the 1st car that Tommy Ivo ever built and back in
1963 held the #2 spot in the nation. Wayne and partners Charlie Doss and Del
Clayton were feared competitors and put many of the best “back on the
trailer.” Wayne and the car are now based in Washington state, as apparently
after 3 decades of drag-racing in Southern California you couldn’t find a
person who hadn’t heard his stories and fewer yet who believed them so the
“Peregrine” migrated north to greener, soggier pastures.

As Wayne’s wife
has so eloquently stated, “Wayne, the older you get … the faster
you went!”
Satisfying the
Awful Awful Fuel Altered contingent was the legendary “Bradford’s Fiat” of
the world’s coolest Grandfather Randy Bradford. If it seems like Randy has
been piloting this beast forever you are correct as he’s been laying “white
knuckles” on this same butterfly steering wheel since 1966!

Randy and his
lovely, long suffering wife, ??? were stoked at taking home the first place
award for Competition vehicle which included a huge trophy, framed Hot Rod
art piece and a check for $500.
As you may know
Randy is still running a heavy racing schedule with the car and hit 210
m.p.h. back at the CHRR which isn’t surprising when you hear it fire. His
“hundred-inch handful” was loaded for bear and had the adoring mass howling
for more … and they got it.
Let’s see, we had
the Peregrine, the Northwest Terror and … and … the Randy?
Hey, when you can
man-handle a Fuel Altered you don’t need a nick-name as anyone in their
right mind would simply refer to you as “Sir,” and what can you say about a
Fuel-Altered? This car is so hairy Randy runs it on 88% Nitro – 12 % Nair!
Last up was a
racer who needs no introduction … but since I never know when to shut up
you’ll get one anyway.
Wrapping up the
“Cackle” was the 1971 Woody car of the “Northwest Terror” himself, Mr. Herm
Petersen. Herm and his partner Sam Fitz made a habit of terrorizing everyone
from Jeb Allen to Dick Lahaie, Shirley, & Big not to mention the Division 6
powerhouses of Gary Beck, Terry Capp, Gentleman Hank Johnson, Ernie Hall,
Palmer & Petty and of course, the nemesis of everyone, Jerry “the King”
Ruth.

In those days the
Division 6 Top Fuel ranks were as good or better than anywhere else on the
planet.
Look up the word
“stout” in your Funk & Wagnall and you’ll probably see a picture of ol’ Herm
performing a Cackle! It was belching flames and every-time he’d whack it
it’d blow the first few rows of bleacher bums a foot into the air.
As Herm put it,
“My car will never run on less than 85% Nitro.”
On a sentimental
note the short block was prepped by the late, lamented R. Gaines Markley who
traded it to Herm for use in the restoration and as Herm puts it, “I plan to
have Gaines cackling as long As I do.
Herm will now be
heading north to Alaska where he plies the waves as the Owner/Skipper of
“Barbecue Yacht Charters.” Nice to see that Herm has gone from catching
“King Ruth” to “King Salmon.”
I suppose the
he’ll be taking his well-deserved trophy for 2nd place –
Competition Vehicles with him. Congratulations!
Note: He may be
thinking of selling his fishing operation if you’re interested give him a
call!
This show is
billed as, Cars, Stars and Guitars and no one was disappointed. For Saturday
nights Cackle, the star of T.V.’s, Overhaulin,’ the ever-gracious Chip Foose
was in the seat of Bradford’s Fiat.
I don’t know who
enjoyed it more, Chip or Randy who was still sporting an ear to ear grin on
Sunday afternoon. Chip was stoked by the rare experience and let us in on
the scoop that he’s the owner of an old Woody car that is going to be the
subject of one of this seasons’ episodes.
On a side-note
Chip and his gorgeous wife Lynn totally charmed the entire left coast of
Canada and people are already asking when they can return. Fabulous people
and Chip is cooler than the other side of the pillow!
Canadian Idol
finalist and Country music star, the fetching Karen Lee Batten got her first
snoot-full on Sunday behind the wheel of Herm’s car and not to be out-done,
the King of Kustomizers, George Barris settled into Jerry King’s Jr Fueler.+

It’s hard to
imagine but George had never, ever fired a “digger” but this, in fact was a
first-time experience and he was determined to do his best Karamasines
impersonation. Unfortunately I questioned his man-hood over the P.A. which
prompted George to eschew the fire mask and breathers.

That’s a lot of
swagger for a guy in his 80’s and we were duly impressed with his unwavering
courage. Unfortunately his heart is stronger than his mucous membranes which
took quite a beating from King’s snarling small-block.
What a weekend!
All 5 of these
cars put on an incredible display, packed the stands for 3 shows and helped
preserve the heritage of our sport while simultaneously introducing
neophytes to the wonderful, world of Nitro. It’s a beautiful place to be …
if only for a weekend!
As a bonus feature
this year each Cackle was followed by a fire-up of the Warhawk Jet Funny Car
… on the grass! The pilot, Richard “Machine Gun” Smith out burner-pops any
car I’ve witnessed in the last 40 years. Incredible!
I’m Scott Barratt
by the way and it was once again my honor and pleasure to M.C. and work with
such a wonderful bunch of folks. These men and their crews are a credit to
the sport and are definitely some of drag racing’s treasures, don’t miss
next years 13th annual ear-drum torture test, “Always in April”
watch for the 13th Annual BC Classic and Custom Car Show
Cacklefest in Abbotsford B.C.
Don’t be a
stranger, say, “Hi!” and let us know that you saw us on Nitro Geezers!

"NitroGeezer"
Wayne King and his restored Doss, Clayton & King Top Fueler

The
Ron Gorans AA/FD brings tears to the eyes and fingers to the ears as it
ignites
some "NITRO"
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